What is your personal definition of Climageddon and when do you think it will start happening?

The MADONNA OF GLOBAL WARMING, photo in France by writer Yann Quero

What is your personal definition of Climageddon and when do you think it will start happening?

ANSWERS welcome here in comments or twitter @verywindycities

1. It has already started

2. It will never happen

3. It will start happening in 2029

4. It will start happening in 500 years in around 2500 A.D.

5. It won't start happening for another 2000 years around 4500 A.D. GO BACK 2000 years from now to the time of Jesus and then go forward another 2000 years to the time of the Next Jesus, who will be a woman. That is how long it will take for Climageddon to happen.